Friday, May 7, 2010

Dear Dumbass.

The most revolting unveils its self sporadically and often when least expected. I never imagined I would meet someone like I did, up here in New York City. Moving this set of encounter into hicks ville southern town with a name that induces an immediate sense of bodily impurity just from the white trash sound of the name. I figured people this bigoted were repelled by city limits, like two positive ends of a magnet.

This brazenly acrimonious acquaintance is my driving instructor: A 55 or so yr old, Russian bigot who comments on every black, Mexican, Jewish, fat, small, young, old, and ethnically ambiguous person that happens pop into his field of vision or impede on his or my driving.

He's single handedly ousted my appetite for driving and displayed an astonishing example of deplorably pigheaded ardor.

NEWS FLASH in case you didn't already know,

You completely suck.

3 comments:

  1. although maybe not possible but you should ignore him while you drive. back seat drivers suck anyways or you could stop taking lessons unless you've paid for the whole thing already, in that case theres nothing you can do but suck it up and when you have your license run him over.

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  2. who taught you big words Jane??

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  3. HA! The dictionary. I read it when I'm lonely hence the vocab *grin*.

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