Saturday, March 13, 2010

Likely grounds for my constant ailment.

> The Calculus Gods have had enough of my back-sass and will continure to smite me on every test day for the rest of the semester.

> My body has the resilience of an 60 yr old cancer patient.

> My mother has been feeding me anthrax in small dosages because she wants me to feel helpless without her and stay home for college.

>There's a swarm of microscopic Nazi gremlins living in my body.

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