Earlobes,
Why do you jiggle,
Under oversized pearls,
You constantly wiggle.
And as soon as the jiggling comes to an end,
She turns her head and it all starts again.
Your limp elasticity makes me squirm,
And it's awfully rude I'd like to affirm,
Because no one and nobody and not anyone cares,
To see those wiggly jiggly earlobes amid daily affairs.
So now that you know how uncouth you have been,
And I've made my point briefly therein,
I'd like to thank you dearly for this at least,
My tolerance of jiggling, wiggling body parts has largely increased.
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