A Rewrite of a Previous Piece to fall in line with The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Casual banality will no longer keep me at ease

I yearn to inhale once more

Laugh

Be laughed with

Smile

Explore

Leap

And land.

Invisible chains will shatter with an earsplitting yap

As I swoop over the cliffs to claim my inheritance.

I soar above horizons zenith

And claim the portion that’s been idly awaiting my release

And when the alien satiation will overtake me

I beam and unclench.

Fulfillment.

Cloning Beautiful People Makes the World a Better Place.

So college has proved a refreshing breather from the intense anguish high school seems to inject into one my life but college has several additional perks. My most favored as of now being the celebrity look alikes ive managed to spot.

-Theres a Lenardo Decaprio in Architectural Design
- Seth Green's conveniently situated across from my seat in Calc
- A Harry Potter inhabits the adjoining dorm
- My best friend in Stony as of now is an exact replica of Milla Jovovich.


College may not be a walk in the park but its pretty close to a walk on Sunset.

Life as a College Renegade.

Ryan : They just sent a security guard to look for my microwave...


Jane: Did they find it?


Ryan : No he moved a box to try and trace the wire but there were too many. I got woken up by a microwave cop :/.


Jane: That's life as an undergraduate rebel Ryan.